SMG4 Mario is a version of Mario from Super Mario Bros/Super Smash Bros/Mario Series/Nintendo. SMG4 Mario is just derpy and his intelligent is just avenged.
Power and StatsEdit
Tier: 4-A l 3-A via 4D HaxName: SMG4 Mario
Weight: 25.202Gg (gigagrams) (about 55.56 million Ibs)
Also Known As: Retarded Mario/Mario Sexy The Plumber
Classification: Retardedness Man
1st appearance: Unknown
Last appearance: Unknown
Friend: (You have to find out)
Species: The Retard Adventurer
Quote: "Mama fucker"
Origin: Mario (full name Mario Sexy The Plumber) is an Italian plumber originally from Nintendo's Mario franchise. As most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers make heavy use of Super Mario 64 and its characters, Mario is the main protagonist in the SMG4's Verse and appears in most of SuperMarioGlitchy4's Mario is often portrayed as a dumb and morbidly obese spaghetti addict. While he seems to think he is popular and has lots of swag, Mario is in reality an attention-hogging, gay and pedophilic streaker who has been arrested several times. In addition, Mario has been depicted as a pervert, zoophile, prostitute, drug addict, and drunkard. Because most of the aforementioned traits are played for comedy, Mario is the protagonist of many bloopers. While he can act somewhat bipolar, and is usually enraged by the slightest things, Mario is often cheerful to the point of annoyance.
Personality: In Nintendo canon, Mario is a friendly plumber who helps anyone in need, devotes most of his time to rescuing the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, and participates in sports matches, kart races and "parties" often.
However, in SuperMarioGlitchy4's bloopers, Mario is selfish, lazy, and somewhat brain-dead, almost the complete opposite of the Nintendo canon. Mario acts as a major bother to everyone living in Princess Peach's Castle. He also needs attention: an example is when, during the events of YouTube Mario?!, he created the channel theawesomario to get SMG4's attention and surpass his level of popularity.While Mario sometimes shows signs he cares for others like SMG4, it is often overshadowed by how much of a jerk he can be. Despite this, Mario is mostly a good person, but yet he has many flaws.
Appearance: Same as Mario?
Which is SMG4 Mario lot of better?: 16% Lot Retard
- Mario has appeared in most bloopers, with notable exceptions such as the first Guards N' Retards episodes and The Wacky Wario Bros.: Waluigi Origins. - Mario has been shown to occasionally eat food from the dumpster.- Mario behaved much less spoonily in SMG4's 2011 bloopers.
Mario thinks that the elderly are useless. For instance, in Who let the Chomp out?, Mario asks Toadsworth if the latter is going to throw his walking stick at the Chain Chomp to defeat it.
- Mario has a Youtube channel called theawesomario, which currently has over 16,000 subscribers.
- Mario likes to jump off of the castle roof.
- When acting insane, Mario is able to fly without a Wing Cap.
- Mario was made by SuperMarioGlitchy4's clone machine. - Mario can transform into a Super Saiyan. - Mario has had three heart attacks from eating spaghetti.While this status has probably been phased out via negative continuity, Mario has been transformed into a wizard. As revealed in Bob-ombache, Mario was once abducted by Bob-omb Buddies but was regarded as a failed experiment and was dropped in front of Peach's Castle.
- Mario is a border-line idiot at the Idiot Test.
- Mario and Peach have sex before. A few times, actually.
Mario (outside of the SMG4 universe) is classified as homo nintendonus. This is a fact that was revealed in 2014. - In Dreams, it is revealed Mario has a phobia of old people after his 2nd dream.Info: SMG4 can make a video about If Mario was in.... [Insert Place Here]
SMG4 Mario's HP: 1000
Power And AbilitiesEdit
1. Superhuman Strength
2. Superhuman Endurance
3. Retarded Mode
4. Hand-to-hand Skill
5. Giant Size and Strength
6. Coldness Survival
7. Great Rapper
8. Crazy Inventory
SMG4 Mario's StatsEdit
Attack Potency: Multi-Solar System Level l Universal+ Level (With 4D Hax, Destoryed the space-time.)
Lifting Strength: Unknown
Striking Strength: Multi-Solar System Class l Universal+ Class
Durability: Multi-Solar System Level l Universal+ Level
Range: Depends on power up. Can be anywhere from standard melee range without power-ups to tens of meters with power-ups.
Standard Equipment: Varies
Intelligence: Below Retard | Avenged
- Survives constant drugs/shrooms
- Survived all 6 war of the fat italians...
- Has come back from being killed several billion times even after he ran out of lives...
- Can smack everyone in the Mushroom Kingdom's butts in under 10 seconds.
- Can espcaed the fiction which is at least high dimesional scaling.
- Slow Speed: Due to his high weight (Over 300 pounds). He is Slow on his feet, as shown in 101 Way for Mario to Die, Retarded64: The 1337 Police, and several other blooper. Though this isn't much of a flaw compared to his biggest weakness......
- Retardedness: Mario is one of the most retarded character (IF not the most retarded character) in the series, not even knowing what 1+1 is. So far his biggest weakness, it cost him quite a few battles despite his strength.
- Numbness: As of SMG4: Super Mario RUN RUN RUN! He can no longer feel his legs. It is likey that.
SMG4 Mario is just retarded Mario even he could just smack everyone's ass in the mushroom kingdom.